Prep & Chop: Wash the broccoli florets thoroughly under cold water. Finely chop them into small, uniform pieces to ensure a consistent texture in every bite.
Blanch for Color: Bring a pot of salted water to a boil. Blanch the broccoli for 2–3 minutes until slightly softened but still vibrantly green.
Shock & Dry: Immediately plunge the broccoli into an ice water bath to stop the cooking. Drain well and pat dry thoroughly with a kitchen towel; removing moisture is key to a crispy result.
Combine Base: In a large mixing bowl, toss together the dried broccoli, shredded cheddar, grated Parmesan, and breadcrumbs.
Season: Mix in the minced garlic, onion powder, salt, black pepper, and optional red pepper flakes until the spices are evenly distributed.
Bind with Eggs: Add the eggs to the bowl and stir vigorously until a sticky, uniform mixture forms that easily holds its shape.
Shape the Spheres: Using a small cookie scoop or your hands, roll the mixture into 1-inch balls. Pack them tightly to prevent them from falling apart in the pan.
Set the Station: Place the shaped balls on a parchment-lined baking sheet to prevent sticking while you prepare to fry.
Heat the Pan: Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat until it shimmers.
Fry to Golden: Carefully add the balls to the skillet (do not overcrowd). Fry for 3–4 minutes per side, turning gently with tongs until they are golden-brown and crispy all over.
Blot: Transfer the hot balls to a plate lined with paper towels to drain any surface oil.
Garnish & Enjoy: Arrange on a platter, sprinkle with fresh parsley, and serve warm with a side of marinara or ranch for dipping.