Prep and Marinate the Chicken
Using a meat mallet or a heavy skillet, pound the chicken to a uniform 1/2-inch thickness. This ensures every piece cooks at the same rate. Cut into 2-inch pieces and toss in a bowl with oil, salt, and 1 cup of BBQ sauce. Let it marinate for at least 20 minutes (or up to 8 hours in the fridge).
The 15-Second Immersion Mayo
In a wide-mouth jar, combine the oil and egg. Place an immersion blender at the very bottom. Blend without moving for 10–15 seconds until it turns thick and white. Gently move the blender up and down to emulsify the remaining oil into a rich mayonnaise.
Finish the Herby Ranch
To your fresh mayo, add the coconut milk, lemon juice, vinegar, and seasonings. Blend until smooth, then stir in the fresh dill and parsley. Chill this in the fridge—it gets better as it sits!
Skewer and Prep the Corn
Thread 4–5 pieces of chicken onto each skewer. Coat your corn cobs in avocado oil to ensure they char beautifully without sticking.
Fire Up the Grill
Heat your grill to medium-high (350°F to 400°F). Clean and oil the grates using a wadded paper towel and tongs.
The Char Factor
Grill the corn for 10–12 minutes, turning often until tender and lightly charred. Place the chicken skewers on the grill for 3–4 minutes per side.
Pro Tip: After the first flip, baste the grilled side with more BBQ sauce for that sticky, caramelized finish.
Assemble the Feast
In a large bowl, toss the romaine, green onions, tomatoes, black beans, cilantro, and basil. Add a generous amount of your chilled Herby Ranch and toss. Cut the charred corn off the cob and add it to the bowl along with the diced avocado.
Serve
Plate the salad and crown each portion with a warm, smoky chicken skewer.